Are you ready for the adventure Matt?” - Pat “ Yeah, like that time Liam burnt down that cancer ward.” - Pat “ I have one food.” - Pat “ I'm getting icicles on my burnt nuts.” - Pat “ Suck my dick quicksand!” - Pat “ I'm gonna cut the sun!” - Matt “ Bear Grylls our lord and saviour, please defend us from this hellish deserted island of idealistic paradise.” - Pat “ I'll just pee in your dad's corpse.” - Matt “ It's important to throw up little and often.” - Matt “ This game cheated me out of my coconuts!” - Pat “ Every single thing in this game is just dive bombing your dick all day!” - Pat “ Oh, there's mutliple dick-annihilating fish, is what you're saying. Look at this piece of shit.” - Pat “ I could drink deer feces! I have before!” - Matt “ Screen tearing occurs naturally in the wild.” - Matt “ Banjo Kazooie had fucking glowing orbs!” - Pat “ If it looks like a gator, it's a gator.” - Pat “ I remember you fridge! I love you!” - Pat “ Snapping turtles are motherfuckers they are so beast.” - Pat “ I'm feeling the spirit of adventure you guys!” - Pat “ Yo Shawshank, get over here!” - Pat “ Look at all that adventure.
Quotes “ Now if I'm in the Rockies, I know which sheep to fuck!” - Pat “ Help me, spirits of the Queen!” - Pat “ Did you know you can find tons of women in the wild?” - Pat “ What a piece of shit has a boat with his logo on it. See the individual episode descriptions at the Man Vs Wild (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.